December 2011
3 posts
“Ain’t gonna worry
Just live till you die, wanna drown
With nowhere to...”
– Mark Lanegan + Josh Homme
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
6 posts
March 2011
15 posts
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
Oh Lord 2011
Prayer:
Lord, 2010 was a miserable, heinous excuse for a year.
I will take some responsibility for this.
The devil tempted me and led me to the false promised land of Colorado. I followed willingly, dragged down by carefree living, clean air and the best beer on this Earth. Moreso, the company which pays my devil’s dues is next door to a devil marijuana growing facility. Lord, I am sorry...
July 2010
2 posts
In the meantime, here’s an MP3 from the...
Im an awful Tumblr.
I’ll get back to this blog. The studio (and wife and dogs and me) left NY to go to Colorado.
Boulder.
It’s real nice here.
April 2010
1 post
An unrecorded song
(just found scribbled on the back of a bar receipt; an old timey banjo tune sang through a megaphone)
We got rifles we got guns! We got CinnaSticky Buns! We got coffee beans they’re certified fair trade!
We take credit we take cash! What it takes to throw this bash! We got lemons but we can’t make lemonade!
Let’s buy it now we’ll pay tomorrow And then drink away the...
March 2010
2 posts
My New Bed Friend or How I Learned to Stop...
Opus came to bed with us last night. I guess it’s for the best. Maybe with time we’ll learn to truly love one another. Apparently, I stop breathing a good 60-70 times per night, but good ol’ Opus should put an end to such troubles. I’d like to that the academy and the patience of my wife and two dogs for this honor.
February 2010
2 posts
Two tracks down and 4 days left. Here’s a...
January 2010
15 posts
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The Book
I’ve created a very rough outline of ‘the book — a memoir focused on family and my relationship to food.
My agent and I have been in contact with a few publishers. All of them sound interested and feel it holds a lot of promise. My goal is to get it out in the world before Oprah is cancelled. I think she’s really going to like it.
Shatner on tinnitus
‘For the first five or six years, it slowly and steadily became louder… I remember one man I met, a world-renowned expert. He had it. He’d gotten his more or less at the time I’d gotten mine, and our progressions were very similar. And as we talked, we both acknowledged out loud, for the first time, what we each had not been, alone, man enough to admit: that we would never...
Top 10 Worst Film Sequels of All Time
…to original movies that were otherwise pretty awesome.
10 Teen Wolf Too
09 Ghostbusters 2
08 Basic Instinct 2
07 Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
06 The Sting II
05 Dumb and Dumberer
04 Godfather III
03 Legally Blonde 2
02 Indiana Jones & the Whatever The Fuck
01 Escape From L.A./The Phantom Menace (both of which shit on their priors… hard).
“It’s judgment that defeats us.”
– Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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Hey, look, I'm a published author →
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'The first step is half the journey'
Some would argue Steve Perry was half the Journey.
I’ve got about 4 different book/screenplay ideas jumping around in my head. There’s no time like 2010 to want to publish a book! Hm… probably too early to give up on music, though, also a highly profitable time killer. Wall Street thinks of cutting back bonuses from 8 to 7 figures this year and I’m wondering if maybe I...
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Some Things I've Actively Quit
at some point (in no order) within the last 37 years* *some actions were/may be restarted and/or have been quit multiple times:
diapers, crawling, wearing braces, classroom education, meat, carbs, living alone, feeling owed, monogamy, feeling guilt, drinking milk, not working, cigarettes, polygamy, wearing kilts, drinking alcohol, moping, working full time, thinking I’m special,...