Prayer:

Lord, 2010 was a miserable, heinous excuse for a year.

I will take some responsibility for this.

The devil tempted me and led me to the false promised land of Colorado. I followed willingly, dragged down by carefree living, clean air and the best beer on this Earth. Moreso, the company which pays my devil’s dues is next door to a devil marijuana growing facility. Lord, I am sorry for breathing in such amazingly pure bud as I walk to my car every evening after my day’s labor.

Lastly, I’d like to thank you for so much opportunity to see my true self, the self I’ve denied buried in sin and sorrow, the self that in 2011 will be set free.

Amen.